Nation,
In light of recent reports that major bottled water companies are filling their bottles with standard filtered tap water, we at The Perspective have decided to offer our own designer brand ultra high quality bottled water. We will be selling it for just over $100 per bottle. Now, keep in mind this is no ordinary water. It's born of glaciers, raised in the natural spring mountainous regions of south-west southern California, and kissed by angels before being blessed by the holy leaders of every major religion. It is then placed in bottles, labelled with happy phrases, and smiled at for 7 minutes by Dr. Masaru Emoto of The Messages in Water.
Look for The Abemore Perspective bottled water (or T.A.P. water, for short) in an expensive watery near you.
News Source:
Pepsi Forced to Admit It's Bottling Tap Water
Further fun info about bottled water can be extracted from the second half of this episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit:
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Bottled Gold
I found this video at http://video.glath.com/
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