The Gmail is Mightier than the Spam

When are spammers going to get it? Gmail owns you. I never get a single piece of spam because it's all filtered out for me. All them other email providers ain't got nothin on Gmail. The only way I know spam still exists is because there is a little number in my sidebar (ie. 429) that I have no problem ignoring.

People of earth,
Switch to Gmail. It has the best spam filter in the world. It doesn't attach ads to the end of your emails. It's simply the best.

Spammers,
Give it up. The game is over, and you lost.

That's why I'm naming spammers my Family Guy Evil Monkey of the Week.